[ Picture the scene as it is: exterior, day-ish, Hermione Granger standing in a different attire, looking Official in pristine (this is done with magic) white robes and a little blue sash that makes her look like someone with authority (this is achieved by weeks of selling peanuts to Senators and noticing their manerisms and garments; also, magic), holding a unrolled and very long scroll in her hand and a pen in the other, going over a list most officiously and - yep, she's bluffing again. ]

Yes, see here - as I suspected, it appears your establishment failed to meet th-the quality, uh, requirements - health and safety regulations, fire hazard - you are storing highly flammable things in there, and regular inspections are therefore required to - look, if you'll just let me through, I can clear it up with the top brass of course.

I mean, they can clear it up with me. Come on, time is wasting.