[Another sputter. She can hardly believe that such a thing is being proposed! And not once, but twice! The indignity! The affront!]

I certainly will not play at being y-your slave golem!

[And she will not dignify the parchment by even looking at it anymore.]

I'm far more useful with a gun than I am... squinting and groaning! I don't see why I shouldn't be your bodyguard.