A tourney. He remembers those particular peculiarities of Western courtship. Books are entirely romantic about the presentation of the ongoing attempts of two great big males in a small territory to summarily and repeatedly penetrate each other to their very depths. In a most holy and Christian-like manner.
The rhino in front of them seems a scholarly creature intent on faithful historical recreations, down to the artistic detail of Hector's intestines knotted in an elegant bow and curtaining the proceedings. He's gutted to think of it.
"Stop the rhinoceros." As one does. "I'm getting off." As one also does, only petrified, sickened, and with a deep appreciation that the real danger was the unhinged ally all along.
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A tourney. He remembers those particular peculiarities of Western courtship. Books are entirely romantic about the presentation of the ongoing attempts of two great big males in a small territory to summarily and repeatedly penetrate each other to their very depths. In a most holy and Christian-like manner.
The rhino in front of them seems a scholarly creature intent on faithful historical recreations, down to the artistic detail of Hector's intestines knotted in an elegant bow and curtaining the proceedings. He's gutted to think of it.
"Stop the rhinoceros." As one does. "I'm getting off." As one also does, only petrified, sickened, and with a deep appreciation that the real danger was the unhinged ally all along.