Wholly, entirely and irredeemably not the weapon of choice in any conflict, past, present or future. Do not engage, do not collect again. It serves, at the last moment, as a passing brake, allowing him to anchor himself in place when most of the tussling takes place —
Before they crash through the deck, rot of wood and sunken plaster astringent in his nostrils, limbs flailing, as he struggles to breathe, fortunate for the water that breaks his fall. He should have the grace to lie low and leave the better part of this ensuing bloodbath to professionals.
Instead, he does what every dog will and throws himself bodily at the creature, when he realises he's fallen within short distance of it, pointedly wrapping both arms around its legs. And holding. It. Down. )
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Wholly, entirely and irredeemably not the weapon of choice in any conflict, past, present or future. Do not engage, do not collect again. It serves, at the last moment, as a passing brake, allowing him to anchor himself in place when most of the tussling takes place —
Before they crash through the deck, rot of wood and sunken plaster astringent in his nostrils, limbs flailing, as he struggles to breathe, fortunate for the water that breaks his fall. He should have the grace to lie low and leave the better part of this ensuing bloodbath to professionals.
Instead, he does what every dog will and throws himself bodily at the creature, when he realises he's fallen within short distance of it, pointedly wrapping both arms around its legs. And holding. It. Down. )
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