I won't.

Children, is this the stew you wanted? I think it could do with a great deal of improvement, don't you?

[ He smiles softly at the ghostly apparitions, and then looks through the cabinets. Somehow, miraculously, there are all sorts of things there that popped up out of nowhere. ]

Maybe a little of this? And a dash of that...

[ The putrid green sludge seems to improve quite a lot, until it almost actually resembles a stew. ]