[ A little intense for a tween, but if he's having fun, and she knows she isn't buying into it, then hat the hell. ]

Yeah, I don't subscribe to Religion Weekly, and your sales pitch is a little shaky, but you're into it, and that's what counts.

[ Is it, though? ]

Pleasure baking, and if you wanna come in and see if you can convert me, I already have chocolate cupcakes and an apple pie.

[ She does use her baked goods to pry information out of people, but her roommates also seem to enjoy eating, so she keeps baking. If he does decide to come in, she'll lead him to the kitchen; the villa is dated but still nice and luxurious, with views that stun with their beauty and not bobbing dead bodies in the water. Yet. ]

How did you uh...get to know 'Him?'