( all this, by the end, has him wheezing. it might have been sardonic laughter. mostly it sounds like he's developed a sudden, understandable breathing problem. )

I think... it's too dangerous for me to take your qi... even in good condition... not to mention. Your method. My vinegar jar husband wouldn't understand.

( the wheezing continues, in such a way that it's pretty obvious he's attempting to laugh. )

I'm fine! Fine... will be. Fine.