"Yep. Or I used to be, a long time ago."

It feels like forever ago, now, given that there have been three apocalypses in the time since. But she was quite good at it. It's always easier to pretend to be someone else when you're an expert at lying to yourself.

She takes the bottle and goes for a swig. "I also was married twice, but my bachelorettes didn't feel that fun." Possibly because she's not really known for having female friends.