[ It isn’t — we promise. It’s more of a “what’s right in front of him that he could use as an example” scenario. Not that he bothers to explain himself. ]

Nothing! Nothing is wrong with tattoos — I just don’t have any myself because I can’t make up my mind and would get bored within five minutes of having one.

[ He can’t help but scoff, the young woman’s threat not landing as well as she might hope. ] Right, because that clearly worked so well for you last time. But fine since you’re so eager, Grouchy — [ He gives the dice nudge with his own boot to mimic her only to have it roll. His eyes widen as it bounces across the room a short ways before landing on an 8. ]

…Just for future reference that was about 10 minutes.