Middle of the ocean? You too, huh? ( he'd heard about the whole death is not the end and blah blah blah speech, but this takes the cake for sure. )

I was on earth. Are we on earth? I can't tell. Too much sea, too little land. ( like, seriously. ) How are you holding up? They got you on mop duty? ( he's not too fussed about the fact he's been tasked to clean because the deck is filthy and he'd like to be able to enjoy the view and not have to wrinkle his nose in disgust because it smells like garbage up here. besides, it was either this or dealing with dirty seagulls. )