Well, if it's the thought that counts— I didn't exactly do it on purpose, you know?

[ He huffs, starting to get just a little irritated by this guy blowing all of this extremely out of proportion. He starts to climb down from his perch, so he can gather the sail and bring it back up to try again. ]

And for the record, I am not skilled. I'm doing what I was told to do, which I'm doing in hopes of helping everyone on board. Sorry if a falling sail that didn't even touch you and a needle that landed ten meters away from you offended you this much.