firstkissofsteel: (It's bullshittery. It's asshattery.)
A-Qing ([personal profile] firstkissofsteel) wrote in [community profile] westwhere 2022-06-03 11:52 pm (UTC)

A-Qing | The Untamed | Tourist

A. AHOY! SCALLYWAGS

[This could be worse.

A-Qing can't actually think of how, but surely it could be, right? She's barely even ever heard of pirates before and definitely doesn't ahve her sea legs as she stumbles about the bridge, her walking stick clutched tightly in her hand
]

I'm blind! [She snaps at a disgruntled pirate that complains about her whacking him with her stick] You want me to just knock myself over into the water 'cause I can't see where I'm going? Hmph!

[She seems to be rather selectively blind though. Does she seem to deliberately target people who are rude to her to 'accidentally' whack with her stick?? Crazy. Preposterous. She's a poor little blind meow meow beggar girl, how dare you.]

Ahoy! part 2

[The good thing about being blind is the nice five-finger discount it can give you to things! A-Qing walks with her stick tucked under her arm, checking out something in her hands that she's swiped from someone. Maybe it's a coin purse, maybe it's a comb or priceless jewelry or artifact from home. Maybe it's something from you, after bumping into you earlier?? She even whistles under her breath, pleased with herself.]

Wonder how much this would fetch...?

C. THAT SON OF A BISCUIT EATER

[A-Qing is not made for combat. Sure, she's scrappy, sure she's got her stick and a knife she's definitely stolen from the crew on her, but it's nothing formal. She mostly just tries to stay way the fuck out of the way once fighting starts and people start climbing aboard.

When faced with a sailor she doesn't recognize who definitely doesn't seem to care that he might be fighting a small girl, A-Qing screams and hits him as hard as she can across the head with her walking stick.

The stick cracks but doesn't break and the pirate goes down, leaving A-Qing wide-eyed and bewildered in his wake. Her hand scrambles for the sheathed dagger in her robes as she blurts out
]

Is this where I stab him!? [That's how this goes, right?

Also feel free to save A-Qing from any other meanie pirates trying to take the easy bait of the totally blind girl
]

D. THE CROSSING

"Aaaaaa-Qiiiiiing.

Today, you will stub your toe... on fiiiiiiiive... naaaaaaaaaaaails.

Aaaaaa-Qiiiiiiing. You must not truuuuust.

Naaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiillllllls."


[Why does this thing know her name?? She regrets this so much, staring at it unimpressed]

...That's it? What about money? Is this the same nail five times, or five different nails, or...? These things are useless.

[DEEP SIGH.]

E. Wildcard

[Everything else!]

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